I’m not one to be over-dramatic (barring the hissy fits I’ve been known to throw when someone disses Robyn…I mean, COME ON), but if the world does indeed come to an end this year, I might be able to accept my fate with grace, knowing that I had one last sweat-soaked liquor-lubricated grind-fest with a [...]

How is it that four-day workweeks sometimes feel longer? Need a drink? Or some dancing? Maybe even an explosion of sequins and glitter? If you said yes—and obviously you did—to all the above, head to DC9 this Saturday. Local queer band, Glitterlust (aka Mikey Torres-vocals/live synth, Liz Wooley-guitar, and Chris Roudiez-live bass guitar) will be [...]

Humility is a virtue. Sometimes, a pat on the back is best taken with nothing more than a bashful smile and nod. But on the rare occasion that, oh, I don’t know, our Cuntfessions page gets an Editor’s Choice Award for “Best Place to Pick Up Chicks” in the Brightest Young Gays Ponies Choice Awards, [...]