Shit Straight Girls Say to Get into Lezzy Panties… by Bianca Williams
...also known as “My Saturday Nights”...Written and experienced by a new contributor: BIANCA WILLIAMS
10 ) “You’re really cute, for a girl.”
9 ) “I’m not gay or anything but, do you have a girlfriend?”
8 ) “Oh I’m usually very gay… when my boyfriend's not around.”
7 ) “I’m not straight I just sleep with men all the time. But I’d really like to try a woman one day” *this one includes a strategically placed hand on the “lesbian’s” upper thigh.
6 ) “I’ve been with men my whole life and I just feel like it’s time, ya know?”
5 ) “Ugh! I am so over men! Are you single?”
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4 ) ”So, show me the benefits of living your lifestyle.”
3 ) “You’re cute! I’m so drunk!” (Said while opening her shirt in order to draw attention to her cleavage).
2 ) Physically grabbing the lezzy’s clothing and dragging her onto the dance floor.
1 ) Physically grabbing the lezzy’s hair and/or ass and drowning her face in massive amounts of cleavage.
Ladies, if you are a victim of these crimes please know you are not alone. If you are a perpetrator of theses actions please report to the front desk.
P.S. Just kidding!
P.P.S. Not really...
Sarah is a fiction writer who moonlights as a freelance journalist. She’s been the Transgender Relationship Examiner for Examiner.com since May of 2009, and she helps keep DC classy via Meets Obsession Magazine. She can also be found at SarahMarloff.com. In the rare moments when she’s not writing she’s dancing, dying her hair, singing with her headphones on, or possibly climbing trees. She’d like to remind you all: only boring people are bored.